TOP 10 REASONS FOR JOINING THE CHURCH CHOIR…
1- You’re running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.
2- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.
3- You’ve just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.
4- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.
5- There’s a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.
6- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.
7- You’ve been known to nod off during the service and don’t want the minister/priest to catch you.
8- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.
9-The Choir always gets to leave first.
10_You get to see who DOES sleeps thru the sermon.
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