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TOP 10 REASONS FOR JOINING THE CHURCH CHOIR…

1- You’re running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

2- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

3- You’ve just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

4- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

5- There’s a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

6- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

7- You’ve been known to nod off during the service and don’t want the minister/priest to catch you.

8- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.

9-The Choir always gets to leave first.

10_You get to see who DOES sleeps thru the sermon.

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