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Hello fellow Baby Boomers…

For those who did not notice that I am not posting on this site.

Please follow me to my new host…I am up and running!

http://www.BabyBoomerAdvisorClub.com
This is your offical invitation!

Southern smiles and world peace,
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~

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For those who did not notice that I am not posting on this site.

Please follow me to my new host…I am up and running!

http://www.BabyBoomerAdvisorClub.com
This is your offical invatation!

Southern smiles and world peace,
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~

Hello Baby Boomer, readers and friends…

I hope you have missed me as much as I have missed talking to you’all…

I want to thank you for making the Baby Boomer Queen a success. When we hit 100,000 people, we decided it was time for a change.

We have changed the format and server [host] and are now on a slightly elevated blog level. At least I think so…but then again…I am a new blogger…so, what do I actually know…LOL!
I do hope you will come and join us at our new address.

http://www.BabyBoomerAdvisorClub.com

Please bear with me…as you know, I am spelling, typing and computer challenged!

I hope to see and hear from you soon!

Smiles and world peace,
Sharon
~The Baby Boomer Queen~

Drop me a line when you get there!

Most Wednesdays and Saturdays, we play cards…tonight I was the “All Time Card Winner.”

I promised my friends I would blog this…A good time was had by all…too bad we were not playing for money!

Tonights games were CRAZY 8’s and 500 Rummy.

The snacks were burritos, jelly beans left over from Easter Baskets and Kettle Pop Corn.

Drinks were green tea, black cherry diet drink, mixed with some lemon/lime soda and Merlot Wine.

We will probably all have bad dreams and stomache aches tonight.

This is the Card Champ signing off…
~The Baby Boomer Queen~

Most Wednesday and Saturdays are card night and a movie, here at the house. I promised my friends that I would post tonights results…still reigning Card Champion of the World as we know it on 40th drive….ME!

Snacks for the championship game were jelly beans left over from Easter, burittos, and kettle popcorn.

The beverages included green tea, Merlot Wine and lemon/lime soda mixed with diet black cherry soda.

A good time was had by all even the LOSERS!

BUT, it would not surprise me if we all got stomach aches and bad dreams tonight.

The movie tonight was “The Cat in The HAT” with Mike “the insane” Myers.

~The Baby Boomer Queen~

Skinny Dippers

An elderly man in central Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lemon trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny~dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned and replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator.”

Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.

Police Emergency

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This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

“Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I’ve just shot them all.”

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Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

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