CLASSES FOR MEN

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Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 – How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 – The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion.

Topic 3 – How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you’re going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Topic 4 – Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 – The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 – Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline support and support groups.

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Topic 7 – Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8 – Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 – Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life estimonials.

Topic 10 – Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 – Learning to live: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 – How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**
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Now guys do not think this implys only to you as I have a girl friend who would fail 4 of these courses.

~The Baby Boomer Queen~

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