Makes You Think…
– Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
– One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..
– Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
– If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
– If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
– I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,”Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
– If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
– If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?