Makes You Think…

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– Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

– One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..

– Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

– If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

– If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

– I went to a bookstore and asked the sales woman,”Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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– What if there were no hypothetical questions?

– If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

– If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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