Female Bumper Stickers

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– Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen!

– If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

– Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!

– Out of estrogen, and I have a gun!

– Guys have feelings too but… who cares?

– Next mood swing: 6 minutes

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