Recent Quips From Late Night

“Several prominent Republicans are calling on Sen. Larry Craig to resign. And a couple are asking for his phone number.”
David Letterman


“Sen. Larry Craig, who pled guilty to soliciting sex at an airport, is now being accused of having oral sex at a train station. When asked about it, Craig said, ‘What can I say? I love public transportation.'”
Conan O’Brien

“Gay groups are calling Craig a hypocrite because Craig is a staunch opponent of gay marriage. Craig denied he’s a hypocrite, saying, ‘Hey, I wasn’t trying to marry the cop in the bathroom.'”
Conan O’Brien


“Sen. Larry Craig said today yes he is gay, but he never inhaled.”
Jay Leno