There was a fence that divided Heaven from Hell. One day God notices that the devil’s side is in pretty bad shape. It is falling down, badly in need of paint, weeds growing up around it, etc.
So, God hollers over the fence, “Hey Satan, why don’t you fix up your side of the fence?”
Satan hollers back, “Why don’t you mind your own business.”
So God says, “I’ll hire a lawyer and sue you if you don’t.”
The devil replies, “Yeah, right. Where are YOU going to find a lawyer?”