Animal Truisms


If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.