The World’s Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, “Will you marry me?”

The guy said “No!”

…and the girl lived happily ever after

and went shopping,

drank martinis with friends,

always had a clean house,

never had to cook,

had a closet full of clothes, shoes and handbags,

stayed skinny,

and was never farted on.

The End


LOL…Sorry guys you know I had to print this for all of the Sexy Baby Boomer Women out there…LOL

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