The DD/em>

Recently, a routine RCMP patrol parked outside a bar just off
the main Highway at Goobies, Newfoundland

After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly

After what seemed an eternity and after trying his keys on five
different vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he
fell into. He sat there for a few minutes and then threw a hook
and line out the window and seemed to be trying to catch a fish.
A number of other patrons failed to observe this crazy drunk as
they left the bar and drove off.

Finally the drunk started the car, switched the wipers on and
off (it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on,
then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on
the lights. He pulled in the hook and line and moved the vehicle
forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a
few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left.


At last, the parking lot was empty; he pulled out of the
parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

The officer, having patiently waited all this time, now
started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and
promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.


To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the
man having consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer
said, “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to Headquarters. This
breathalyzer equipment must be broken.”

“I doubt it,” said the truly proud Newfoundlander. “Tonight,
I’m the designated decoy.”


The Baby Boomer Queen does not condone DUI..but does enourage a good joke…{smiles}