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A BLIND MAN GOES IN TO A GIRLS BIKER BAR…

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna
tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes
his head, and mutters, “o, not if I’m gonna have to
explain it five times.”

Happy 50th, Hells Angels…
~The Baby Boomer Queen~

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