Did You Ever Wonder?

– If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

– Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s a whack?

– If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

– If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

– When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Or do you get change?

– Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?

– Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.

– Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

– Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

– Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

– Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

– If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’tit follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?