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More Things You’d Love To Say (But Don’t Dare)

– Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…

– I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

– You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

– I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don’t give a darn.

– Visualizing? I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

– I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you being competent.

– Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

– The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

– Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

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