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Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work.

The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on
special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming…

“PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!”

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,”Ma’am what’s wrong?”

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that with a special,
that he can not give a refund…

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams…

“PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!”

and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”

“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!!”

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly
refunded!!

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Folk lore or not…I like her style and I will use this tactic, should the need arise!

This is The Baby Boomer Queen giggling early this morning…

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