Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole

but was never able to attract the girls. He decided

to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.

“It’s Those big baggy swimming trunks that make you

look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. Your

best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about

two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down

inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the
babes you want!”

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole

with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by,
covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him,

“What’s wrong now?”

“Lard Almighty Bubba!” said Billy-Bob, “The tater goes in the front!!!