THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE BABY BOOMER WERE SITTING NAKED IN A
SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS
LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
“THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM .”
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED, “THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.”
THE BABY BOOMER FELT VERY LOW~TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE BABY BOOMER WOMAN FINALLY SAID……………….
” WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT…..I’M GETTING A FAX!!!”
